carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

benedict221holmes:

sussexlock:

sherlock totally overusing the term “my husband” after their wedding because he feels so proud and blessed and he can’t keep it inside 

"Yes Lestrade, I am here, with my husband, John Watson. My Husband. At the crime scene. With John. My husband."

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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  • Teacher: what do you guys do in your free time?
  • Student: Watch TV
  • Student: Watch TV
  • Student: Go on tumblr
  • Student: Go on YouTube
  • Student: Watch TV
  • Student: Watch TV
  • Student: More homework
  • Student: Play video games
  • Student: Watch TV
  • Me: I pretend to be my favorite characters and have cyber sex with people pretending to be other characters
lokilovesllamas:

werewolf-queen:

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked



OH MY GOD

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

I’M LESBIAN MOTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous asked: Orange, Pink

Awww thank you anon